Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious - Alan Minter "the bowler is Holding the batsmens Willey" Brian Johnston I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country - Ian Rush "You watch the pitlane while I stop the start watch…" - Murray Walker "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria… I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator He’s usually a good puller - but he couldn’t get it up that time. - Richie Benaud (cricket commentator) "If at first you don’t suceed, pull your foreskin over your head (pronounced heed)" - Old Scottish parable I never criticise referees and i’m not going to change a habit for that prat. - Ron Atkinson What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football - Stuart Hall, (radio 5 live commentator) "A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on" - Samuel Goldwyn. "What’s another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright. "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn’t understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher) "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain. - "Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett. "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce "You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.